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| You scored as Violet She's quiet, reserved, and insecure, Violet is definitely out of place amongst her super powered family. However, much like you, she just needs to step out of herself and trust that she's a truly awesome person, and that people really do like her! You don't need super powers to be truly incredible!
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June 19th, 2008
June 13th, 2008
October 9th, 2007
GEORGE CARLIN'S NEW RULES FOR 2007
New Rule: No more gift registries. You know, it used to be just for weddings. Now it's for babies and new homes and graduations from rehab. Picking out the stuff you want and having other people buy it for you isn't gift giving, it's the white people version of looting.
New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for classmates.com <http://classmates.com/> < http://classmates.com/ <http://classmates.com/> > ! There's a reason you don't talk to people for 25 years. Because you don't particularly like them! Besides, I already know what the captain of the football team is doing these days --- mowing my lawn.
New Rule: Don't eat anything that's served to you out a window unless you're a seagull. People are acting all shocked that a human finger was found in a bowl of Wendy's chili. Hey, it cost less than a dollar. What did you expect it to contain? Lobster?
New Rule: Stop saying that teenage boys who have sex with their hot, blonde teachers are permanently damaged . I have a better description for these kids: 'Lucky bastards.'
New Rule: If you need to shave and you still collect baseball cards, you're a dope. If you're a kid, the cards are keep sakes of your idols. If you're a grown man, they're pictures of men.
New Rule: Ladies, leave your eyebrows alone. Here's how much men care about your eyebrows: Do you have two of them? Good, we're done.
New Rule: There's no such thing as flavored water. There's a whole aisle of this crap at the supermarket, water, but, without that watery taste. Sorry, but flavored water is called a soft drink. You want flavored water? Pour some scotch over ice and let it melt. That's your flavored water.
New Rule: Stop screwing with old people. Target is introducing a redesigned pill bottle that's square, with a bigger label. And the top is now the bottom. And by the time grandpa figures out how to open it, his ass will be in the morgue. Congratulations, Target, you just solved the Social Security crisis.
New Rule: The more complicated the Starbucks order, the bigger t he asshole. If you walk into a Starbucks and order a 'decaf grandee, half-soy, half-low fat, iced vanilla, double-shot, gingerbread cappuccino, extra dry, light ice, with one Sweet-n'-Low, and One NutraSweet,' ooooh, you're a huge asshole.
New Rule: I'm not the cashier! By the time I look up from sliding my card, entering My PIN number, pressing 'Enter,' verifying the amount, deciding, no, I don't want Cash back, and pressing 'Enter' again, the kid who is supposed to be ringing me up Is standing there eating my Almond Joy.
New Rule: Just because your tattoo has Chinese characters in it doesn't make you Spiritual. It's right above the crack of your ass. And it translates to 'beef with broccoli.' The last time you did anything spiritual, you were praying to God you weren't pregnant. You're not spiritual. You're just high.
New Rule: Competitive eating isn't a sport. It's one of the seven deadly sins. ESPN Recently televised the U.S. Open of Competitive Eating, because watching those athletes at the poker table was just too damned exciting. What's next, competitive farting? Oh wait, they're already doing that. It's called 'The Howard Stern Show.'
New Rule: I don't need a bigger mega M&Ms. If I'm extra hungry for M&Ms, I'll go nuts and eat two.
New Rule: If you're going to insist on making movies based on crappy old television shows, then you have to give everyone in the Cineplex a remote so we can see what's playing on the other screens. Let's remember the reason something was a television show in the first place is that the idea wasn't good enough to be a movie.
New Rule: And this one is long overdue: No more bathroom attendants. After I zip up, some guy is offering me a towel and a mint like I just had sex with George Michael. I can't even tell If he's supposed to be there, or just some freak with a fetish. I don't want to be on your webcam, Dude. I just want to wash my hands
New Rule: When I ask how old your toddler is, I don't need to hear '27 months.' 'He's two' will do just fine. He's not a cheese. And I didn't really care in the first place.
New Rule: If you ever hope to be a credible adult and want a job that pays better than Minimum wage, then for God's sake don't pierce or tattoo every available piece of flesh. �If so, then plan your future around saying, 'Do you want fries with that
New Rule: No more gift registries. You know, it used to be just for weddings. Now it's for babies and new homes and graduations from rehab. Picking out the stuff you want and having other people buy it for you isn't gift giving, it's the white people version of looting.
New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for classmates.com <http://classmates.com/> < http://classmates.com/ <http://classmates.com/> > ! There's a reason you don't talk to people for 25 years. Because you don't particularly like them! Besides, I already know what the captain of the football team is doing these days --- mowing my lawn.
New Rule: Don't eat anything that's served to you out a window unless you're a seagull. People are acting all shocked that a human finger was found in a bowl of Wendy's chili. Hey, it cost less than a dollar. What did you expect it to contain? Lobster?
New Rule: Stop saying that teenage boys who have sex with their hot, blonde teachers are permanently damaged . I have a better description for these kids: 'Lucky bastards.'
New Rule: If you need to shave and you still collect baseball cards, you're a dope. If you're a kid, the cards are keep sakes of your idols. If you're a grown man, they're pictures of men.
New Rule: Ladies, leave your eyebrows alone. Here's how much men care about your eyebrows: Do you have two of them? Good, we're done.
New Rule: There's no such thing as flavored water. There's a whole aisle of this crap at the supermarket, water, but, without that watery taste. Sorry, but flavored water is called a soft drink. You want flavored water? Pour some scotch over ice and let it melt. That's your flavored water.
New Rule: Stop screwing with old people. Target is introducing a redesigned pill bottle that's square, with a bigger label. And the top is now the bottom. And by the time grandpa figures out how to open it, his ass will be in the morgue. Congratulations, Target, you just solved the Social Security crisis.
New Rule: The more complicated the Starbucks order, the bigger t he asshole. If you walk into a Starbucks and order a 'decaf grandee, half-soy, half-low fat, iced vanilla, double-shot, gingerbread cappuccino, extra dry, light ice, with one Sweet-n'-Low, and One NutraSweet,' ooooh, you're a huge asshole.
New Rule: I'm not the cashier! By the time I look up from sliding my card, entering My PIN number, pressing 'Enter,' verifying the amount, deciding, no, I don't want Cash back, and pressing 'Enter' again, the kid who is supposed to be ringing me up Is standing there eating my Almond Joy.
New Rule: Just because your tattoo has Chinese characters in it doesn't make you Spiritual. It's right above the crack of your ass. And it translates to 'beef with broccoli.' The last time you did anything spiritual, you were praying to God you weren't pregnant. You're not spiritual. You're just high.
New Rule: Competitive eating isn't a sport. It's one of the seven deadly sins. ESPN Recently televised the U.S. Open of Competitive Eating, because watching those athletes at the poker table was just too damned exciting. What's next, competitive farting? Oh wait, they're already doing that. It's called 'The Howard Stern Show.'
New Rule: I don't need a bigger mega M&Ms. If I'm extra hungry for M&Ms, I'll go nuts and eat two.
New Rule: If you're going to insist on making movies based on crappy old television shows, then you have to give everyone in the Cineplex a remote so we can see what's playing on the other screens. Let's remember the reason something was a television show in the first place is that the idea wasn't good enough to be a movie.
New Rule: And this one is long overdue: No more bathroom attendants. After I zip up, some guy is offering me a towel and a mint like I just had sex with George Michael. I can't even tell If he's supposed to be there, or just some freak with a fetish. I don't want to be on your webcam, Dude. I just want to wash my hands
New Rule: When I ask how old your toddler is, I don't need to hear '27 months.' 'He's two' will do just fine. He's not a cheese. And I didn't really care in the first place.
New Rule: If you ever hope to be a credible adult and want a job that pays better than Minimum wage, then for God's sake don't pierce or tattoo every available piece of flesh. �If so, then plan your future around saying, 'Do you want fries with that
September 5th, 2007
April 22nd, 2007
hah wow. There are no words inside of me right now. Just wow. I guess I'm shocked. But not surprised since I'm use to this. Take a big giant shit on me.....wow.
April 13th, 2007
Genius Fucker You scored 21 relevance and 23 creativity! |
You are a connoiseur of bad language. Congratulations, Fuckball! Not only do you swear when appropriate (and inappropriate), you are colorful with your cocksucking concoctions. Bravo! Now go out there and continue to make the world your bitch by peppering those stuckup motherfuckers with words and phrases that make the hair on their asses curl up. And if they don't like it...well, fuck'em. |
My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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March 28th, 2007
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March 5th, 2007
Everyone needs to watch An Inconvenient Truth!! I knew what was going on just not the extent of it all. Here's the website... http://www.climatecrisis.net/takeac
My geography teacher has taught so little about what "Schools" expect you to know but so much on this matter as well as prejudices that we need to throw the heck out the window.
My geography teacher has taught so little about what "Schools" expect you to know but so much on this matter as well as prejudices that we need to throw the heck out the window.
worriedJanuary 23rd, 2007
Why did I sign up for one class on tues/thurs at 7pm-8:40pm....UGH! I don't want to move haha
January 11th, 2007
January 10th, 2007
Anyone ever seen the show the L-word? It's on showtime. I absolutely love it. One of the lesbian couples had a baby and is now trying to get her partner to adopt her. They're practicing attachment parenting ;)( yay for attachment parenting being on TV) They're against baby proofing and have no crib etc. lol They adoption lady is going through their house giving them a hard time anyways everyone should watch this show.
December 13th, 2006
On the twelfth day of Christmas, 
starlitlexy sent to me...
starlitlexy sent to me...Twelve shows drumming
Eleven stars piping
Ten emotions a-leaping
Nine chris cuddling
Eight patches a-co-sleeping
Seven skulls a-nursing
Six hugs a-breastfeeding
Five to-o-o-ori amos
Four violent femmes
Three cloth diapers
Two star wars
...and a soccer in a poetry.
December 11th, 2006
November 7th, 2006
I hope everyone is voting today since this time around the propositions at least in CA are pretty important.
Like for instance Prop 85 which deals with the Waiting Period and Parental Notification Before Termination of a Minor's Pregnancy. They want to tell parent's if any minor has an abortion prior to having it done. This site is a great read on it http://www.indybay.org/newsitems/2006/0
Prop 83 which deals with sex offenders and sexually violent predators. It deals with monitoring and residence restrictions.
Prop 87 which deals with Alternative Energy. Research, Production, Incentives. Tax on California Oil. A $4 billion-a-year tax on oil to pay for alternative energy research. They want to tax oil companies and not add the tax on to the consumer while finding ways for alternative energy. I'd love to see this happen but I have trouble seeing how us as consumers won't get screwed in some way or another. I need to read in to this more.
What are some of the props in your areas that you'll be voting on today? I'm curious to see what's going on elsewhere?
Like for instance Prop 85 which deals with the Waiting Period and Parental Notification Before Termination of a Minor's Pregnancy. They want to tell parent's if any minor has an abortion prior to having it done. This site is a great read on it http://www.indybay.org/newsitems/2006/0
Prop 83 which deals with sex offenders and sexually violent predators. It deals with monitoring and residence restrictions.
Prop 87 which deals with Alternative Energy. Research, Production, Incentives. Tax on California Oil. A $4 billion-a-year tax on oil to pay for alternative energy research. They want to tax oil companies and not add the tax on to the consumer while finding ways for alternative energy. I'd love to see this happen but I have trouble seeing how us as consumers won't get screwed in some way or another. I need to read in to this more.
What are some of the props in your areas that you'll be voting on today? I'm curious to see what's going on elsewhere?
October 10th, 2006
I was shopping with my sister at Ross. Sean was sitting in the stroller, my purse was hanging on the stroller as was hers while we shopped. Needless to say by the time we were leaving I noticed my purse unzipped and my wallet gone. I looked all over the store and asked if anyone turned it in and then I went to check my car and house, it wasn't there. So I called my bank and credit card companies and told them it was stolen. Low and behold activity had already taken place. Over 1200 was spent in a span of 2 hours. I kid you fucking not. I went to the police station to file a report and then to the DMV for a new license. I have had the worst fucking day ever. I spent it mostly crying and cursing. I feel so fucking violated, to think my son was less than a cm away. Chris is dealing with our bank now. I need a bottle of tequila.
October 3rd, 2006
Come out and help make this last show a special one!
Tuesday 10/3/06
7:45pm
Room 5 Lounge
143 N. La Brea 2nd floor (above the Amalfi Restaurant)
Los Angeles, CA, CA 90036
( The Flyer )
Tuesday 10/3/06
7:45pm
Room 5 Lounge
143 N. La Brea 2nd floor (above the Amalfi Restaurant)
Los Angeles, CA, CA 90036
( The Flyer )
September 7th, 2006
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ga_woo, Hosted and ReWritten by darkman424August 30th, 2006
Time to air out your dirty laundry, clear those old skeletons out of the closet, and just get the load off of your chest. All comments made to this entry MUST BE ANONYMOUS, unless you just really want to incriminate yourself.
Post your deepest darkest secrets, flaws, confessions, etc in the comments, anonymously-no trying to guess whose is whose, thats rude, and no getting all mean and catty about the confessions guys.
Post as many times as you want. I think this will be fun :)
Post your deepest darkest secrets, flaws, confessions, etc in the comments, anonymously-no trying to guess whose is whose, thats rude, and no getting all mean and catty about the confessions guys.
Post as many times as you want. I think this will be fun :)
August 23rd, 2006
I made myself a drink, all of the frustration and "news" from today has made me want one. It's quite yummy :-P I found out as well as all this school crap that my brother has decided to move back to the bay area. I'm upset by this seeing how we're best friends.
Anywho positive note: Congrats to Noel and her baby boy. :)
Anywho positive note: Congrats to Noel and her baby boy. :)
July 21st, 2006
scratch any plans I had for today. I left the gym wanting to throw up and I still feel like I could. ugh.